February 2010
140 posts
“(608): Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless...”
– TFLN
January 2010
180 posts
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RASCAL MOTHERFUCKING FLATTS!
never fail to amaze me. best concert ever. no comparison. always deliver a fucking fab show. here’s to me and my gang <3
RASCAL FLATTTSSSS!
pregame pregame! i’m tipsy. WINNNNN!
Jokez
ayebreesee:
Yo mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses! Yo mama’s so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Hagrid look like “Mini-me”. Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. Yo mama’s so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t kiss her! Yo mama’s so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes. Yo mama’s so old,...
“(330): he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars...”
– TFLN. win.
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beautiful song. I’M SEEING THEM TOMORROW :D
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“nope. mad biddies hahaha.”
– wesleigh, my wonderful wifey <3
also, my last post was my 300th. yay!
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Funniest shit ever
chasingthestars:
Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet
JANUARY 27, 2010 | ISSUE 46•04
CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple’s new tablet computer. “Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you’re...
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“When you think about him, you start to cry. When he gets online, your tummy gets...”
– (via staree)
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“Forgive, sounds good. Forget, I’m not sure I could. They say time heals...”
– “not ready to make nice” - dixie chicks
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the greatest speech in the history of the world.
myfakeplasticlovexx:
How bout that ride in. I guess that’s why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolfpack, it grew by one. So there were two of us in the wolfpack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug...
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“(918): im at a loss of words…. a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber...”
– TFLN…hahahahahah
“well, we’re all a little weird and when we find those people whose weirdness is...”
– boy meets world (via bethelight)
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“Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of...”
– Conan Fucking O’Brien.
(aslowmotiondream / grilledcheesevstaco / uprightcitizens)
(via fujiidom) (via fakemustache)
(via saturnfirefly)
(via ameliaelizabeth)
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“um i think i’m awesome at time management. i only study two times per...”
– Greek
